The Random Shelf is a random collection of ideas used to inspire myself and other. Basically welcome to my head!

A prediction of possible predictions.

Have you ever walked in on your teachers talking about you? Talking about your class? Well I have. And let me tell you, they weren't talking about how much our class has excelled throughout the year, oh no. They were talking about something much, much more interesting. #CrackedCocaine2k15

My Christmas gift to you all~ It's a Tuesday afternoon. Bleurgh, Tuesdays. We have this weird teacher who's always snorting weird substances when no one's looking for our last two lessons. I'm pretty sure that affects her time perception too, because we're always let out 5 minutes late at the least. Now you might think, "5 minutes? Psssh. Stop complaining.", but 5 minutes is a huge setback when it comes to catching the bus. If you're let out 5 minutes late, it better take you 5 seconds at your locker, assuming you don't wait an extra 5 minutes for that, or you'll miss the first bus. "What's so bad about waiting 15 minutes?", I hear you ponder. You obviously haven't tried using public transport in South Australia then. (From Ethan's perspective)