"room 69? really zayn?" "what! that's all they had left for the rooms," "whatever, just, just try not to do anything you know...sexual, okay? if you get what i'm saying," "is that a dare, mr. payne?" "yes zayn, i dare you not to do anything sexual while we're stuck in this room. room 69." ******* or; a short story where liam is a teasing little shit to zayn while they're stuck in room 69—out of all rooms in the world. 7/12/14: Fanfiction #865

the l.s.c, or lesbian sex contest is a contest between lesbians who battle in a game of sex, and the winner gets three million dollars. I take requests for scenes, read if u horny and want to get wet! (or stiff, you naughty guys!)

"Come on you f.ucking turtle, f.uck me hard til the bed breaks!" Or Where Louis wants to try rough sex with Harry, though Harry is really hesitant. Louis then purposely makes Harry jealous, insults him, just to make Harry infuriated and give him the best rough sex ever.

Zayn: Suck my dick man Zayn: but no homo though, bro { No homo turned into 'I love you, bro.' }

One Shots

" Baby girl if you tease me one more time I will have to punish you." Warning: Very sexual [This book is on hold sorry] Highest Ranking: #171 in fanfiction [Cover by @britishdudes]

Louis Tomlinson likes to wear women panties. Though his favorite are lace. Harry, His best mate is clueless whenever Louis is with him that he's wearing women panties. what happens when Louis finally tells Harry his secret? ¡Warning! boyxboy