PREVIOUSLY "BUG BEVERAGE" "Can we get a Beetlejuice fanfiction?" Sure! "Can we get a Beetlejuice fanfiction where Beetlejuice isn't as much of a dick and the focus of the story isn't his weird obsession with molesting people?" Thought you'd never ask! Be my guest as I try to portray the character as close to the source material (the musical, not the movie) as possible without wanting to make everyone wonder why the main character didn't immediately call the cops on him. Oh, and full disclosure, it's a story about death. 》Maturity Rating for Language《 》Obviously I do not own Beetlejuice the character《

Das Leben hat einen an der Waffel. Vor allem, wenn man mit ihm schon längst abgeschlossen hat.