❝ Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe, that lie will forever haunt me.❞ These are a few preferences for devoted tvd fans! These will include: Stefan, Damon, Jeremy, Klaus, Elijah, and Kol. Does contain some mature themes, so please read at your own risk. I have written all of these, so please don't take any of my ideas - it's rather rude and annoying and it would make me want to stop writing. COMPLETED