Price Bigg + Jeremy Smalle = Best Friends. If Price Bigg x Googly Eyes at his best friend = ALWAYS and Jeremy Smalle + Basic Comprehension Skills = Syntax Error, solve the following problem: Price Bigg can't quite solve his goofy best friend, Jeremy Smalle, amateur high school swimmer and professional alien conspiracy theorist. He devices the equation A+B=4(x) to try and solve him, but he can't quite complete, or solve it. Jeremy thinks he may have made another mistake by suggesting that his newly out friend take Jeremy on a date. Everything's coolio and majorly fabuloso at first. But then the hand holding and the constant math jokes and the standing so close to each other start to make him think he's the biggest idiot ever. He can't quite tell why he feels so strange about them. He expresses this feeling with the equation fu=x. Task: Solve for X. Round your answer to the nearest heartbeat.

Harry is Louis' new roommate, but little did Louis know , not only did he speak a completely different language, he seemed to be interested in him, and was hiding something that would put both of their lives in danger . . Or au where Harry, a stranger, moves in with Louis in order to pay off the bills. Harry intentionally flirts and acts confident around him, even though Louis can't understand him, but one thing Louis learns, is to never judge a book by it's cover . Facades can be deceiving , really .

[BOOK 1] mr. payne: the dilf - "Nasty boys love giving head. Are you a nasty boy?" zayn nods his head frantically, "I'm your nasty boy, daddy." or the one where: zayn's ex boyfriend cheated on him but now he's trying to get his ex boyfriend's father to fuck him. - - - - [BOOK 2] mr. payne: the mob boss - zayn malik is an omega cop who's been working undercover for two and a half years now, trying to gather as much evidence as he could to finally take down one of new york's worst mobster's, the don, the alpha - liam payne. he's gotten himself in deep within the payne crime family. he's completely fallen for the cruel alpha while also trying to put him away for good. things definitely don't get better for zayn when he realizes he's pregnant with alpha liam payne's baby.

[COMPLETED] ❝What are you going to paint?❞ ❝You.❞ -_-_- The one where Zayn is a homeless street artist and Liam is a successful business man. Zayn decides to color his life outside the lines. And while he does that, Liam finds out that there's more to Zayn's art than he had thought. [#107 in fanfiction] Copyright © 2014-2015 || boytoys

After a lot of rock music, many skating accidents and a considerable amount of arguing, Alex finds out that there are things in the world worth living for. Skateboarding, as it turned out was not the only thing Alex and Jem bonded over. [copyright afterwords two thousand & fifteen] short story #24

Declan Harte is hopeless at kissing. So when he seeks the help of Eloise McAllister, the girl who kisses brilliantly, he doesn't think much of it. After all, what kind of trouble could one cherry knot possibly bring? All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2013 by Noelle N.

Harry Styles is a loner with social anxiety and a boring life. His past constantly mocks him and he has a severe self harm addiction that nobody, not even his best friend Zayn, knows about. Louis Tomlinson is the first openly gay member of his town's football (soccer) team and he doesn't want his sexuality to define him. He hates being known as "Louis, the gay one" and he is constantly bullied. He is very insecure about his sexuality and does anything to seem manly, which includes begging Niall and Liam to let him be. Both boys attend the same college. When they meet, their newfound friendship turns out to be great for the both of them. It eventually turns to a relationship. They are both in their own states of Misery.

••complete 2014•• nothing can last forever

••complete 2014•• on a rainy tuesday a gun was fired ten times within their high school. one loved the shooter. the other lost his best friend to him