YELLOW! Welcome! (Finally!) To my Gravity Falls ramblings book! (Soon to be realized as the book about Little Dorito.) I'll basically be doing just as the title says! RANDOMNESS! BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T LIKE A LITTLE WEIRDNESS???!!! TOODLES, HUMANS! (I have no idea.) (Also, beware the side notes in this story from Bill. I couldn't stop him. I'm not sorry.)

"Dipper, there is one last thing to prevent Bill's reign of terror for good. You must climb to Mt. Ebbot, not far from here, and retrieve some inter-dimensional travel-block. It will prevent Bill from ever crossing into our realm, and taking over our world." "Ok Great Uncle Ford. I'm on it-" "Oh and Dipper?" "Yes Great Uncle Ford?" "Take Mabel with you. Its dangerous to climb Mt. Ebott one. Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return. Be careful Dipper," "I will. Thanks Great Uncle Ford." ~§~§~§~ Dipper and Mabel Pines are your average twins, spending the summer at their "Grunkle" Stan's Mystery Shack. But, as the summer progresses, Stan's twin brother, Stanford, returns. Bill, the evil inter-dimensional mastermind plans to cross over into the world of Gravity Falls, and the apocalypse of "Weirdmageddon" draws near.Then the twins are forced to Mt.Ebott, where theyll do the unthinkable...

Dipper Pines made a deal with the evil triangle, Bill Cipher, before. It was a huge mistake. When Mabel is on her deathbed, Dipper finds himself face to face with Bill again, ready to make a deal to save Mabel. DISCLAIMER I DONT OWN GRAVITY FALLS OR ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS ALL RIGHTS TO DISNEY AND ALEX HIRSCH I was writing something like this before but wasn't really proud of the way it was going to decided to start over with a different plot. I do that a lot XD so if you think it's similar to my other story I tried writing it's because I'm trying to keep the same beginning, I thought it was pretty good. Oh and credit to the artist who made the fanart I used for the cover! I was inspired by a bunch of other gravity falls fanfics I read and I can't even begin to count how many I read XD

We have all heard of the Elements of Harmony right? But no one has heard the TRUE story behind the Elements. Now, Twilight and her friends must find a way to put the Seventh Element of Harmony back in play and save Equestria from falling into bigger problems. The holder of this Element, has yet to be known by the Ponies and has yet to be known of her absence from a certain somepony's studies... When this mare comes to Ponyville, she has yet to learn the Magic of Friendship and learn how to become a true friend herself.

Earth has made first contact with an alien race. At the historic first meeting, an ambush put peace for humanity out of reach. Colonel Kyle Martin was there that day. It was his leadership and the bravery of his marines that saved what little hope mankind had. When Earth was threatened with invasion, Martin again felt the weight of war pressing down on him. Known as the Butcher of Hyderabad for his decisions in the Indian War, Martin seemed a poor choice to guard the peace but the perfect man to organize the forces of Earth to defend itself from the coming alien scourge. With a select team of humans and a few allies among the alien races, Martin is tasked with not only defeating the invading armada, but with making sure that Earth is kept free from any alien domination. Faced with impossible odds against an overwhelming foe with advanced technology, it is only a secret about Earth itself that gives Martin the glimmer of hope to succeed. With his “lucky charm” Ramirez, his go-to girl Kitch, and an unshakable Sergeant Major, Martin rolls the die time after time in audacious gambles with the stakes being nothing less than the survival of the human race. Face-paced action awaits in this military sci-fi adventure.