If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Beste vrienden is wat Justin Crawford en Blair Wilson samen het beste beschrijft. Ondanks dat je dit niet zou verwachten. Blair is namelijk een slim meisje dat onder hoge druk staat van haar moeder om dag na dag goed te presteren, niet alleen met school maar ook met haar hockey. Justin aan de andere hand leeft het typische fuckboy leventje en naast de problemen met zijn ruzie makende ouders heeft hij er nauwelijks tot geen. En toch zijn deze twee elkaars beste vrienden. Of meer... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hoogste ranking #1 romantiek!!!!! Begonnen op 18 mei 2016 Voltooid op 7 mei 2017 🙈

"Concentreer je Em, we hebben niet veel tijd voordat ze zich gaan omkleden." "Weet je zeker dat we dit gaan doen?" "SPUIT DIE MAYO NOU GEWOON IN ZIJN TAS!" "Wie zijn hier?" Roept een zware mannenstem vanaf de gang. "SHIT RENNEN!" Gillend rennen wij naar de deur aan de achterkant van de jongenskleedkamer die direct naar het schoolplein leidt. Meet Ava, een overenthousiaste middelbare scholier, die naar de vierde gaat. Bereid je voor op heel veel akwardheid, slechte humor en een heel cliche verhaal. Dit verhaal mag niet, op welke manier dan ook, gekopieerd worden. Als dat wel gebeurt zal ik het helaas bij Wattpad moeten melden.

"Ik haat je." "Ik haat jou meer." "Dus originaliteit zit niet in het pakket, hm?" "Dit pakket heeft geen originaliteit nodig.'' "Jouw pakket heeft heel veel meer nodig dan alleen dat.'' Zo was het eerst. Ze haatten elkaar. Tot dat, "Ik dacht dat spetters alleen uit de kraan kwamen, maar toen zag ik jou." "Zou je alsjeblieft je mond dicht willen houden, ik ben niet geïnteresseerd." "Mag ik een kus lenen? Ik beloof dat je hem terug krijgt." "Irritant kind." zeg ik rollend met mijn ogen. "Kom jij toevallig uit Griekenland? Nee? Daar komen toch alle godinnen vandaan..?" "Ben je langs de snelweg geboren? Want daar gebeuren de meeste ongelukken." kaats ik terug. "Mijn hobby is puzzelen, en jij bent het laatste puzzelstukje wat ik zoek." "Stomme hobby, zeg." ✨RECORD: #1 populair in romantiek Dit boek mag niet worden vereenvoudigd of gekopieërd, op geen enkele manier dus. Stom toeval kan natuurlijk gebeuren maar als ik erachter kom dat mijn verhaal gekopieërd word zal ik dat uiteraard aangeven bij wattpad.

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!