Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

An alternate universe where the avengers go to the same high school. (Warning: high amounts of stucky and clintasha)

[Book 1] There once was an innocent little girl who had everything she could ever ask for. But one day it was all taken away from her. She lives in fear everyday that she will lose control. Her whole life is a secret that she locks up in her mind with her memories. People at S.H.I.E.L.D. call her a miracle worker because what she does is just that, but they won't say it to her face because you can't quite look her in the eye. You see her emptiness consuming her very sole as she runs away every time. Will the avengers unlock her secrets or let her fall to her own demons. Or maybe she'll just run away, it's worked every other time right? { disclaimer: I don't own any marvel characters, I only own my OC } Sequel is up! It's called "Old Memories"

[Book 2] Life was finally going her way. She had two loving parental figures looking after her, An AI system to talk to, A home, Friends, An almost normal life, She has everything she wanted. She was finally at peace. But everything changes when S.H.I.E.L.D. asks for her help one last time. Old memories resurface, that were hidden for many reasons. She faces someone she thought she killed years ago, someone she loved. Another factor in the reasons she wanted to end her existence. And no matter what she was going to get him back, Her winter solider.

It's a normal day, you're walking home from school with your friend. Then all of a sudden you're kidnapped, which is a bit rude. You find out that shield kidnapped you, and that you're dad is a crazy Norse god. Great day! It just gets weirder from there. *warning filled with sarcasm and superheroes*

Rule one - Obey orders. Rule two- Kill or be killed. Rule three- There are no other rules. Imagine if you broke rule one. And because of that, you are all alone in the world. Your loved ones are dead and, according to the government, so are you. You don't know what to do anymore. You don't have anyone to trust anymore. You're just a shadow of a person, a ghost in the system. This is her story. The story of the Ghost.

[DISCONTINUED] **Being rewritten as "I Am Circuit"** 10 years after SHIELD finds a young girl, being used as a lab experiment, that girl is roped into the Avengers Initiative, with the hope that, together, they'll be able to fight the battles that, alone, humanity wouldn't have a prayer of winning. So, just how will the Avengers pull together when Loki of Asgard makes an appearance, and throws a spanner in the works by stealing the Tesseract? How will the Avengers shape her and the way she sees the world? **I own nothing recognisable from the MCU, as much as that sucks. I, however, do own the original character of Electra Jones. Just sayin'.** "Home isn't where you lay your head. That lab was never my home. Home is where you feel safe, where you genuinely feel like you belong. But it's the people who make it your home. They're the ones who make you feel like you belong, because they'd risk their lives to save yours. Just as you'd do for them, in a heartbeat. That's when you've found your family." - Electra 'Circuit' Jones.

You are friends with the Avengers, and you made the mistake once of creating a group chatroom for all of you to use when you're bored. Hilarity ensues! If you have any requests or ideas, let me know in the comments and I will do my best to make it happen. :)

Being in a chat room with the Avengers and Loki