They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

She wasn't that drunk. So the six-foot something creature rummaging through her fridge half-naked, at eight in the morning was real. Now here's the tinsy winsy problem; She lives alone. ------------------------------------------------ Let's just say Catherine Wright wasn't having the best day. Everything just wasn't going well-right. So after a couple of sips of wine, she ended up 'praying' for some kind of distraction instead. Who knew the heavens answered prayers from drunk women. Now Damon Grace would be exactly what she asked for. And a few other things that would make her wish she never drank at all. (p.s. It wouldn't hurt to check the tags this story is on) Copyright © 2015 Liz Martinez All Rights Reserved

Reese Bailey is sad; but if you would look at her you wouldn't be able to tell. Reese has a problem with getting close to people, ever since her best friend Peyton moved in sixth grade she just clung to anyone who was a semi-good friend; but every single one ended up leaving her, and Reese is sick of it. Since about seventh grade Reese has been struggling with anxiety; she can't even go outside and take a walk by herself in fear that people will look at her and say things about her, I mean, that's how it's been since elementary school; she's always been a joke people always laughing and pointing, if that stuff happens so much it eventually sinks in. So now we're in grade 8 and Reese is determined to make her last year of middle school her year. This year, Reese got a confidence boost, well sort of; she can talk to her crush without freezing up; that's an improvement right? Connor Nikoles, Reese has had the biggest crush on him since fifth grade; it started to go away in sixth grade, but in the beginning of seventh grade he asked her out on a dare and those feelings came back; and when she found out that it was a dare it hit hard. Silly her, thinking someone actually cared. But what if Connor starts to care?

"Beatrice, you sit in row 3, seat one, and Harry you will be row 3, seat two." Little did I know that those words would change my life forever. [DO . NOT . READ . THIS . BOOK .]

After a series of mysterious deaths, that looked like forced accidents, the town of Bridgeport is in constant fear of who's next. Including, Anne who wasn't worried until her best friend was found dead in the middle of the woods, she was crucified with upside down crosses craved into her arms. All seems safe until Anne feels she is being watched by a dark figure. She ignores it but regrets it soon after she is meets Dan. . . . WARNING: For mature audiences, contains gore, sexual activity, drugs, and overall mature content. May offend some readers.

Elise Mitchell is an Internet person. She used to watch from the outside, but two years ago she began a YouTube channel with a modest number of subscribers under the alias javastorm, a part of her life she has hidden from her friends and family so far. After a video of hers gradually goes viral, everything changes. She's recommended for a job she would have never believed could be hers. This, in turn, leads to meeting a couple of her role models, two suspiciously attractive vloggers called Dan and Phil. As her relationship with one in particular blossoms, life's other disasters strike as there is turmoil with her flatmate and a potentially catastrophic double meaning of 'viral' is unveiled, but will she break under the pressure? ~*~*~*~*~ The story begins in late 2014 and continues until New Year's Eve. It won the second place prize for best danfic in the 2015 Phan awards, and I received second place for best danisnotonfire author. {thank you very much to @virtuesintheverse for the gorgeous cover and also to @NotTheOrdinaryType for her incredible fanart and other edits}

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

When you enter your favorite coffee shop and order your coffee, you notice a guy outside looking in through the window your sitting in. When you notice you almost have a heart attack. He starts to laugh. 'What did you get?' He mouths. 'caramel frappe' you mouth back. As he walks in, he orders the same and sits across from you. ************** Cover by Doodles14