One day in teletubbie land, a minion magically appeared in an accidental failure of a recipe, a recipe for pancakes. The minion had two eyes, hair-like fuzz on top of its head, and a big gaping mouth with human-like teeth. It's favorite food was the banana. The teletubbies took the minion to their god, the sun god to find out of the creature was harmless. soon after inspection, the minion took off with a banana and jumped through the window, soon after, he mated with the banana in a secret cave that he found within mexico city. He planted the seeds that sprouted from the banana and planted them. a year later, the population of minions began from 1, to 10239410349781209. and one day, lightning struck in new york (nothing bad happened) and so they investigated the crisis, they climbed up the tallest building they found and looked up to the skies. and thats when it happened, lightning struck them all and the minions scream was heard for miles. They mutated and possessed the same ability as the wolverine from the avengers. they were able to regenerate their health and damages quickly, steel claws which came out of their knuckles, and had luscious sideburns. and so began, the age of the minions...