Have you ever wondered how you will die? Have you ever gone so far as to do a "fun" ritual to find out? This is the true story of how my best friend and I found out how we are going to leave this planet and the horrifying realization that stung afterwards.

Everyone has an expiration date. But what happens if you poke a hole in the package. What happens if you open it. How long will it last. When will it go bad. Can you make it expire faster. The more you poke and play with it, the faster it goes bad. But when you find the package expired, it's too late. Sage Lantern is a beat up package. She has been torn, poked, pricked, etc. But now, her expiration date is falling near.