Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
After a mysterious letter appears a month after their best friends disappearance, four friends set out on a journey to find her. But, when a familiar face comes back into the picture, things may change forever.
Juan Billy is a Chinese Squirrel who makes chopsticks for a living with his girlfriend, Juan Billita. After the evil chopstick burners are coming for his chopsticks, he must get the magical chopstick and save his chopstick shop, Juan Billy's on Da Square. Will he make it? (dictator- this book is just for fun, so don't...
For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...
