Percy Jackson One Shots (The writing is better the further you go in it)

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

It has been a while since Leo has disappeared. Leo has been stuck on Oggyia for what seems to him forever. He returned to his love but now both of them are stuck. That he is determined to change, but other forces seem to be in play. When the light shuts off in Camp Half-Blood Percy Jackson begins his work, he will right his wrongs, he will bring Leo back. Solo. Cover credit goes to @Mrs_Crippsy

What if our favorites demigods went to sleep one night, just to wake up in another reality? One where there are no demigods, no prophecies, where they didn't even like each other? Can they find a way to come back? Would they survive high school on their own, or they will need help from the voices inside their heads, the original owners of the bodies they are stuck inside? 2/6/20 - 8° in #hoo 25/6/20 - 1° in #leovaldez 6/8/20 - 1° in #jiper 6/8/20 - 5° in #hoo 27/12/20 - 1° in #calypso (I started this back in 2015, before ToA, so everything that happened there is not in here, and now it's too late to correct every single thing. Also, I obviously matured a lot in five years, so while the first chapters are more cliche and light - not to mention a bit cringy - the last chapters are deeper and more interesting, better written and so freaking long) A/N: I love ALL of the characters of the series (shocking! I even think of Luke as a hero, Jason as a good guy and Piper as smart and generous girl!) and my life goes beyond my bf. That being said, I should warn you that you won't find hate for Jason or such in here. I actually keep a list with my chapters so I can equally balance the same amount of POV between all of them(or try to). You'll find small amount of couple actions, but mostly, family interactions, friends, studies, jobs, pet, hobbies and some "me time" for the characters. If that's what you like, go ahead, read, vote, comment and tell me if you're enjoying it. Start: August 2015 End: ?

What if Percy and Annabeth broke up? What if Jason and Piper started hating each other? What if Hazel and Frank didn't work out? What if Leo and Calypso were the only couple left? Flash forward several years. Someone invented a portable device to keep monsters from smelling demigods wherever they went. All of the seven but Leo and Calypso left camp to get on with their lives. Then something happens. The seven must reunite to stop it, but their relationships have been fractured. What if they can't get back together? CHARACTERS AREN'T MINE!! THEY'RE RICK RIORDAN'S!! COVER PHOTO ISN'T MINE!!

Being a demigod isn't easy. "Family Luke, you promised." It isn't fair. "If anything happens, give that to Nico." It gets dangerous. "There is no throne to Nemesis." Sometimes you have to make tough decisions. Most of the time, it gets you killed. But everyone deserves a second chance. Even if it comes with a twist. They might've been heroes. They might've been Villains. Now they're all just Ordinary. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. THE ALL BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN, AS CHARACTERS OF PERCY JACKSON. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT LINE.

Hey you... Do you have a watch? What time is it? No, no, not your normal watch. Your FABULOUS one. Oh my, look at the time, it's the hour of demigods. DISCLAIMER: Rick Riordan owns all the characters except for ones that are owned by other people... did that make sense- well now it does WARNING: May make you laugh un-controllably or make you cringe at the horrible grammar MAY CONTAIN: Ask or dares, random characters from animes or other books, one shots, procrastination, and many more Viewer discretion is advised by ninjas or unicorns Rated PB AND J ©COPYRIGHT ME. PLEASE DO NOT COPY!

Piper is the princess of Greece. Jason is the prince of Rome Annabeth is a lady in waiting. Percy is a Roman slave. Frank is a Roman soldier. Hazel is a Greek slave. Calypso is the Castle Chef. Leo is a traveling salesman. Luke is a Greek Guard. Thalia is a thief. Reyna is a Roman advisor. Nico is Thalia's accomplice/partner in crime. Katie and Miranda are castle gardeners. Travis and Conner are castle servants. Rachel is the castle portrait painter. Octavian is the first Politician. When Rome attacks Greece, who will win, who will lose, will peace be formed, who will die, who will live, and most importantly, who will fall in love?

When dead demigods started walking back into camp no one was really upset. Then Luke Castellan came back. The boy is being watched like a hawk. From having a 24/7 guard (to be sure he doesn't betray anyone) to having Artemis on his back for stealing her lieutenant. Now mortals are coming back too. Hades and Thanatos aren't sure what is happening but they agree something bigger is at work. But they need to figure out what in order to stop it. Because it has a bigger plan in mind. ---- Started before the Trials of Apollo

For this recipe you will need a couple things: A fight. Followed by a punishment. And why not throw in a messed up prank? Add a murder while your at it too. For the next step you'll need to add a few screwed up relationships and emotions. That's followed by lies, and betrayal. And add darkness for good measure. With all these ingredients you have a recipe for chaos. So chaos shall ensure. For your oven just use a school and be sure to lock the doors. No one in. No one out. Cook for 12 hours. Enjoy. ~~~~ Hey! This is an alternate to my story Locked In! You don't have to read that one first. Thy have nothing to do with each other. Enjoy! -Jaz