"Could you be cooperative for a day?" He groaned. "And could you be less of an asshole for a day? Yeah, I didn't think so," I scoffed.

in which a boy who loves muffins falls in love with a coffee shop worker [ discontinued ] lowercase intended 2017 // thearcticfour

"You sure you want to do this?" He cupped my face. "I've never been more certain," I smiled up at him.

" Do you need help with putting your bra on?" " No thanks, but nice try."