[✔️] PICK UP LINES

A book filled with the cheesiest, funniest, weirdest pick up lines.

I'll Throw Away My Faith (Just To Keep You Safe)

AU. Harry Styles is an MI6 agent on a mission to find out who's planning on killing the Prime Minister. Louis Tomlinson is a wanted professional assassin, hired by the MI6 to kill whoever wants to kill the Prime Minister. Louis doesn't do relationships but he does Harry. Featuring Niall as their handler, Liam as Harry...

shades of blue

Charlie doesn't speak, so he paints.

Married To A Larry Shipper || Larry Stylinson (Complete) ✔️

"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||

i sleep naked ➸ larry stylinson

"you're so small." as if to prove his point, louis squeezed harry tightly in his arms, and harry just scrunched up a little bit, snuggling his head impossibly farther into louis' chest. "my pretty paper doll." and when louis squeezed him again, placing a shaky, yet warm kiss on harry's cold forehead, harry felt his he...

Sorcery (Louis Tomlinson)

She found him in the middle of a forest. He exposed her to a world she never imagined. Their lives will never be the same again.

21 Murders | Harry Styles AU (discontinued)

Noelle Robinson, 21, was reported missing this morning and is suspected to be victim sixteen to an anonymous sociopath. Commander Harry Styles of the New York Police Department says the serial killer is still on the run and that more news on the tragedy will be released shortly. - Noelle finds herself in a life-threa...

The Wedding ✔

Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles' best friends are getting married, which gives them a perfect opportunity to finally meet each other for the first time. Thanks to each other, Harry discovers new sides of himself - more or less pleasant - and Louis begins to question his own principles in life. Two completely differen...