I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?

Two friend's, practically twin's. Well, their random, and insane... and messed up.... annnnddd crazy. Well, what do you expect? One of them is American, the other is a fifth American, with a little of British, Dutch, Irish and Australian on the side. Who they are you ask? Well, their the Random twin's. One's obsessed with Cheesit's and Monster. The other's obsessed with Oreo's and Tea. They even talk like those creepy twin's from 'The Shining' the creep people out. And now, add One Direction into that little recipe for disaster.

⁑⁑⁑ EDITING AS OF MARCH 2019 ⁑⁑⁑ [Winner in the 2012 Watty Awards for Undiscovered Gems]: ★ Read at your own risk. There are major grammar issues, plot holes and probably some really annoying stuff in this book. If you want to read a story written when I was 12, then please proceed. Major editing in process. ★ Eighteen year old Victoria Green has been spending her life trying to mend everyone else's broken pieces back together - but what happens when they begin not to fit? A cheating , absent father with a much younger mistress, a distraught mother who cannot possibly take care of her emotionally damaged self and an unfamiliar new city is more than broken, it's a freaking disaster. A spur-of-the moment decision to pack up and move halfway across England to the small, quaint town of Doncaster in seek of a new life does nothing to piece back together the broken Green household. In an attempt to escape the Hell of her reality, Victoria begins to live vicariously through the older instant messaging website AIM. I mean, no one goes on that thing anymore, right? Wrong. When she meets someone under the name Singingforlife24, she begins to develop dangerous and unsolicited feelings for the person behind the strange, yet soothing username. Conversations that lasted a few short messages turns into an everyday occurrence and before she knows it, Victoria is falling hard for the stranger behind the username. Meeting the town's a**hole wasn't in her plans - nothing was. But as they always say - there's a thin line between love and hatred (of a jerk, that is). He Wasn't a Jerk Series (MUST be read in order): #1: He Wasn't a Jerk Online #2: He Wasn't a Jerk Before #3: He Wasn't a Jerk After All #4: He Wasn't a Jerk In The End

One Direction ARE the biggest thing right now. No exceptions, no arguments. And it's pretty obvious that their fans can get pretty... Obsessive. The boys may be superstars that can hardly walk anywhere without being packed by fanatic girls, but on Halloween, Louis makes up his mind that the group will be going trick-or-treating. They all know it's just Louis attempt at staying 'forever young' and go. That was when One Direction where taken by the most twisted, psychotic fan to ever walk this earth... She will torture and kill them one by one, then herself, to prove to them her eternal love. Because she loves them more than anyone ever should... (NOTE: I am in no way a "directioner" or fan of One Direction. Read at your own peril.)