Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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Twenty years. Two best friends. She loves him more than herself. He needs her more than he should. She couldn't deny him anything. And he decides to test her loyalty by asking her one of the most toughest favours she could ever imagine him asking. How will she cope up with it? What'll be her response? Will she go beyond herself to help him in his high time? Most importantly, will he ever realize just how she means so much more to him than he would ever let himself know? Especially when their recent encounters keep going out of his control, out of his Just-Friends zone, pushing their lifelong pious relationship more off the edge each time his own unexplainable urges decide to slip away in the bliss of wrong timing between them. Yes, maybe it has always been the wrong timing between them. But it's never too late to make it right. Especially commendable if it's coupled with the one of the most natural sizzling chemistry ever. __ >> 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 "𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡" 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. [ 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ] Started: 1st April, 2018 Completed: 28th February, 2019 __ [ 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ] ➵𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 "𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞" 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗, 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐞. ➵𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟐 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 ➵ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ɴᴇᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ɪɴ "ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴏᴛ ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ"

Detective Jared Rodriguez is a cop, and a very good one. He has an excellent work ethic and an even more excellent workspace. He loves his job, but the only thing pulling him back is his love-life, which is in shambles. Will he be able to get his life straight, or will he stay in his natural state, a total eclipse? I upload new chapters every Monday, Thursday and Saturday.