"You can call me daddy."
"You cannot be fucking serious."
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"This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
Calum is a spy. But he's really bad at it.
Michael's a wanted criminal. And he's really good at it.
Calum has managed to capture Michael despite everything and blackmails him into helping Calum become a better spy and keep his job on the force. Michael agrees because he thinks Calum is cute.