Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kayla and Zach, your typical couple. Young and Inlove. Kayla Knows everything she need to know about Zach, or does she? Kayla finally learns the truth and Zachs biggest secret, HES A WEREWOLF! Now that Kayla knows, what will happen to Zach and his wolf pack? Kayla has to find a way to save her love and her new friends. Or at least a way to help them. Life is going to get alittle bumpy for her, but hey, that's what happens when your boyfriends a werewolf!

it was just another day when daniel first saw eve. she didn't see him, but she didn't need to.

e·lite- a group or class of people seen as having the greatest power and influence within a society, especially because of their wealth or privilege. Alexandria Wentworth's summer plans are thrown out of the window when her father suddenly wants her to spend the summer with him in the Hamptons. Because she hasn't spoken or seen the man in twelve years, Alex is less than willing but her mother forces her onto the plane and to Hampton, New York, where the wealthy and powerful strive and the poor don't exist. Alex, used to a mediocre life, thought that she was going to spend the summer moping around, but when she meets notorious bad boy, Carter Thane, with his unwanted assistance, she's introduced into the life of the privileged, of the elite.

Miranda James seemed like a typical pretty 17 year old girl with her brown wavy hair and silver blue eyes but the truth is... she has a secret: she's a werewolf. And not just any werewolf, the daughter of the main alpha of the pack. But having a father is alpha isn't all that lovely, especially when their pack has been attacked by the rouges, where the alpha must make the difficult choice that will determine the pack's faith. Then, Miranda meets Jake, a nice typical guy. Most importantly, Jake is a human. Jake knows about the werewolves by accident, and Miranda doesn't know if she should tell her pack or protect Jake. But then, things start to change between Miranda and Jake. And things don't become as easy, especially when she has to decide if she will follow her father's footsteps to becoming future alpha, or save her Jake, and impact the whole pack. @xXILoveLarryXx made the beautiful cover make sure to check out her page

I am use to as being introduce as the “smart one”, or being referred as “wait you are the triplet because you don’t look like your siblings. This is actually translated in the English Dictionary as you aren't the athletic or the social one. Wait you can’t be their siblings because you are pretty...wait for it...ugly. Really I was used to being ignored and staying in the shadows of my siblings until when one person introduced me as the “unique, one of kind, triplet.” It wasn’t supposed to be love. It wasn’t supposed to turn into anything. It was just supposed to be my hormones jumping all over the place, but I realized that it’s not hormones. It’s love. This isn’t a cliché bad boy and geeky girl. This is about two black sheep’s or social outcasts if you prefer the more technical term having each other’s backs.

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got your tongue?" I looked around the hallway, noticing that we’ve drawn a crowd. "What are you mute?" I rolled my eyes as I began to walk away, only to be pulled back and slammed against the lockers. I heard a few gasps coming from our audience. He seemed like a jerk, and judging by what he had just done, I was right. However, he was extremely good looking I had to give him that, with dark brown hair seemed sticking out in all directions and dark brown eyes. "Listen nerd, I don't know who you think you are but no one walks away from me when I talk to them. Got it?" He hissed at me. I let out a chuckle. This guy was unbelievable. "You don't own me, so I suggest you let go of me before I do something that you will regret." I said in a bored tone. His brown eyes narrowed at me, as he let out what seems to be a forced out laugh. "Oh, so the nerd does talk." I heard a few people snickering as he let go of my arm. "I am going to let you go, nerd. But, trust me this isn't over." He whispered into my ear. * Alice "Ali" Montclair has a secret she's the daughter of the man who runs the country- The President. When her father dropped the news that he was going to run for president seven years ago. Alice was happy for her dad up until her whole life gets turned upside down. Fast forward seven years, Alice finally gets the chance to go to back to school and it wasn't any regular school it was high school. When she angers the schools bad boy, her life gets even more complicated. She starts to struggle with school, friends and above all being The President's Daughter. Cover Credits: @heysaleena Trailer Credits: @itsjustmejessica14

"Did you actually love me?" After tragic disasters, desires, and a long journey, Miranda continues to fight her battle to find her one love. (Have To read the first book The Female Wolf to understand)

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

He never knew life could be this way, but truly if he did, he wouldn't have cared. He cared about nothing, not even himself until her. Before her, he was empty/ Before her he knew nothing of joy or completion, and this is his journey to his life After her.