Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

This Is just a book full of funny one direction things so I Hope you enjoy!

There was a time when Kendal was best friends with the Alpha's son. But then something happened in fourth grade and, well, things changed. Just before her sixteenth birthday, she goes to a werewolf camp where she turns, learns, and becomes stronger than before. Something's coming and it seems as if everyone but Kendal herself knows what that is. She'll find herself questioning what's right and wrong. More importantly she'll find herself choosing sides, either Good or Evil...

Alexis is an orphan. She doesnt trust anyone, especiall men which is undersandable due to the things her father and others would do to her. When the boys decide to adopt a child thinking it'll help them mature , alexis is who they pick, seeming different and someone hey could help. Will the boys be able to break her out of her shell?

JUST ME RIGHTING STUFF ABOUT ONE DIRECTION CAUSE IM BORED ALSO IM BEING STUPID