Quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In memory of someone special - I no longer share anything of my private life. Sorry guys. Though I hope you enjoy and interpret it as you shall.

Taryn Calla was a prodigy. She was the 9th best violinist in the world. Played in Carnegie Hall at the age of eleven, competed in National competitions at the age of twelve, world events at the age of fifteen. Her entire life revolved around music; she was even home-schooled to have more time to practice and travel. But at the age of sixteen, tragedy struck. Taryn was in a horrible car collision with a drunk driver. Among many injuries, her entire left hand was shattered along with her dreams. Taryn would never play the violin again. Her whole world was taken from her in the crash and left her broken and depressed. No longer having a reason to stay home, Taryn is sent to school for the first time a year and a half later. Not just any school; only the most prestigious and well-respected boarding school. With a few suitcases, a past she doesn't talk about, and a one-way ticked to California, Taryn leaves her home to travel all the way across the country. On her first day, Taryn bumps into another violinist, Spencer Brand. She despises him from the very first moment they meet because he has the one thing she doesn't. Despite her cold attitude, Spencer and a small group of students are persistent in their attempts to befriend and thaw the ice around Taryn's heart. This is not a story of learning to overcome setbacks, but to live with them forever.

Emily and Louis had been enemies as long as they could remember. They can't stand each other, Emily tries to stay as far away as possible from Louis and his group of 'friends' who think every girl wants them. "Emily West and Louis Tomlinson" were the words Emily did not want to hear. Why did she have to be partnered with him, anyone but him. Why must she be with him!? Will Emily's impression of Louis change once she gets to know him?

It's been 14 years since Ciel Phantomhive sold his soul to Sebastian so he could take revenge on those that killed his parents. Revenge has been exacted and Ciel is content with himself. However, he always ponders why Sebastian did not take his soul, as was agreed. Elizabeth, unable to bare the thought of losing Ciel, has, unknowingly to Ciel, made a second deal to Sebastian. What did she trade him for Ciel's soul? What will Ciel think when he finds out? Find out in Traded to the Archbishop of Hell! (I do not own Black Butler or any of the characters, only Maria and any others I create) (Also, in this story Ciel and Elizabeth are NOT cousins. Come on, thats, just wrong) (This story is officially dedicated to cookierock for inspiring me to write this book/fanfic. Thnkx cookie!)

A short play that makes fun of Hamlet! Enjoy!

“I need you to go to Harry’s dressing room and tell him that I need to speak to him urgently-” I began to interrupt, stating that if she goes herself the message that she wants to tell him would be there a lot quicker but she cut me off in less than a second. “No, Florence, go now, chop chop!” She sang loudly in my ear causing me to cringe away. “Fine” I mumbled and sulked off in the direction of the dressing rooms. I wandered along the long corridor before reaching a door that had ‘Harry Styles – One Direction’ written on it. I knocked gently on the door before letting myself in to the dressing room. I was definitely not prepared for the sight I was about to see. I glanced up as I walked in and saw Harry stark naked facing towards the door and before you ask, yes, I did see everything.

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

[✔] Completed ©ForeverDreamingx™ 2014