"If you don't let me explain, I swear to god I'm walking out that door with my stuff by late morning." She threatened. "I don't care. You've hurt me enough. I couldn't care less if you left. In fact, you'd be doing me a favor." I said carelessly. Tears began falling from her glassy eyes. "Well if that's how you feel, then I'll pack and book a flight home." She headed towards my room to pack up her stuff. Within an hour, she had booked a flight for early this morning and had packed all of her things. It was three in the morning. She told me her flight was at seven. She looked at me with no emotion evident in her face and left without another word. *no mention of self-harm or suicide*

THIS ISNT A SERIOUS STORY IT IS A FUNNY STUPID STORY SO PLEASE DO NOT REFLECT THIS ON MY OTHER WORKS in which a girl buys a cake that a guy would like to try tbh i wrote this story while i was using the #z100JingleBall hashtag so i could try for tickets (i didnt win) but this is a cheesy ass story and its sort of a joke

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

What happens when, famous YouTuber, Dan Howell's flight gets canceled and he asks for help from a random girl? Is she an ax-murderer? Will she murder him in his sleep? Will she poison his food? <><><><> So yeah I started this at like 1 am to help me get to sleep and it turned into this. Huge thank you to @pencil_pirate for helping me edit this monstrosity and thank you SO SO SO MUCH to @gruntle for the BEAUTIFUL cover!!!! *completed* Yes in heavy editing so things will change sorry but parts suck and I hate how they are. :/

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"I don't know who you think you are coming here, and acting like you don't care about anything. Now listen here Princess, because I'm not going to repeat myself. Here's a couple of rules that I'd like to enlighten upon you. Number one, you do not talk back to me. And two, you don't mess with me or the rules," his breath fans my face and I close my eyes. The proximity between us was terrifying. "I've dealt with many bitches like you, so I suggest that you follow those rules unless you want to end up like them," - he leans in. His mouth lingers near my ear, "used." ... "... You might think that you run this place, but you do not run me. Understand? And the sooner you understand that, the better it'll be for the both of us," I warn staring right into his eyes before walking away. I was more than amused by his dumbfounded expression. I stop, and turn back around, facing him, "And one piece of advice, know what you're fishing for before you start fishing. What if you find a shark and it reels you in, instead?" ⇒Highest rank: 1 in Chicklit on 01.08.16