Caspar Lee is one of the top secret agents that Chapman headquarters has. He gets assigned to watch over Joe Sugg, a college student, who is in danger. It just so happens that Caspar ends up falling in love with him.

So this is partially based on Tyler’s jokey story in a younow with Caspar (about Joe making out with people at a gay bar in order to get in), along with my own headcanons, but it is mostly based on Season 2 Episode 14 of New Girl ("Cooler"). Much of the plot belongs to the creators of New Girl, and several of Caspar's lines belong to its writers and to Jake Johnson. The lines that are direct quotes will be credited at the end of the story.