"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Modelo de la portada: Noa Sánchez. Yo, solo tengo un deseo.Es matar lenta y dolorosamente a mi familia por lo que me a hecho pesar desde los 10 años,mi madre,mi padre mi hermano...Todos y cada uno de ellos morirá , como yo quiera , donde yo quiera, con lo que yo quiera .Su destino y sus muertes,están en mis manos.No me da miedo matar a los de mi propia sangre,ellos me hicieron daño.La muerte es mi aliada , yo para ella soy su amiga,caminamos en el mismo sentido,algún día nos encontraremos y ,estaré preparada. ** Completa ** 2°Da PARTE EN MI PERFIL Contacto vía instagram: @mec_mecc

Savannah es una adolescente con un pasado oscuro y traumático. Hija de los mafiosos más imponentes de Holanda, los Bakker. Ella y su hermano Joan huyeron a California, en donde, con ayuda de la A.S.P.E, intentarán rehacer sus vidas. Caleb Donovan, contratado por Joan para proteger a su hermana, empezará a sentir cosas por ella, sin importarle sus traumas e inseguridades. ¿Podrá amarla a pesar del lado oscuro de Savannah? ¿Podrá él ayudarla a superar su pasado y seguir adelante? ___________________________________________________ N/A: Tiene que ver con ''Protegiendo a McGee'' así que, para entender algunas cosas, podrían... no lo sé... leer mi novela anterior... (? Ésta no tiene nada que ver con Jemma o Kaidan (personajes de P.A.M) pero sí tiene que ver con la A.S.P.E y los agentes secretos. DISFRÚTENLA :3 -Historia Registrada. Prohibida su copia o adaptacion-