pokemon_dudes
Don't ever eat cheese because you will fart rainbows and bones and even crackers so notice you will be seen farting rainbows and bones and you will be embarrassed and you won't find a job and live in the sewer and grow huge toenails and you will eat them and turn in to a turtle and you will turn you're shell into a big unicorn with glasses and it will poop on you and you will turn into a shark and swim away with a huge amount of money.