just some random quotes from random places **the beginning of this book is awful, i'm sorry but it get's better** **actually no it doesn't this whole book sucks, gotta blast!**

Bella wasn't planning on going to school because being a model means being a celebrity. But the part that made it even worse was that her mom, a reporter, wanted to do an article about a "project nerd." The nerd project meant she had to be the nerd and go to school. She was a Model Undercover. "Are you serious? I have to be the victim?" I asked her. "Yes! Well you get a high-school experience!" She exclaimed. Trying to cheer me up, but sadly and terribly failed. "Then I'm like a model undercover!" I sarcastically exclaimed. She smiled, like a dumb person she is. ••• For 5 votes for each chapter, I will post another chapter.

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

Two cops-- partners. They see it all: the good, the bad, and the stupid. And when they’re on the job, what they see could get them killed. This is one of those days. ***Note:  Rather than a traditional story, this is 'slice-of-life' fiction, comprised of various vignettes in the lives of these characters. This story may not be everyone's cup of tea.*** (This is the second adventure of Officers Earnest and Wry. The first is told in “Arrest Me.”)

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn't swoon over him. "You and me Grey, let's play a game. We'll date and in three months time I promise you will fall for me. When you fall in love with me between that time span, I win. If in any way you were to win I'll give up all the alcohol, cigarettes, and player ways." It was a game I wasn't willing to lose, but all games had accidents and consequences. It takes a broken heart to know how to break a heart.

Liz Dolan has put her life on hold for many reasons. Good ones, too (or so she keeps telling herself). Steve Rogers is trying to stumble forward with his life in a world that seems almost alien. When Steve moves into the Washington, D.C. apartment building owned by the Dolan family, John "Pops" Dolan continues trying to jump-start his granddaughter Liz's case of arrested development while trying to help the incognito super soldier adjust to life in a new century. Steve Rogers / OFC. This story starts approximately one year after the events of "The Avengers" and about one year before the events of "Captain America: The Winter Soldier". *** Wattpad Featured Story: March 28, 2016 ***