Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!! Me: ...you want me to...blackmail you??

Austin loves football, there really is no going around that fact. So when her Powder-puff team is disbanded due to athletic budget cuts, she disguises herself as a boy named Skye and spends the summer at the rival teams football camp. There she meets Blaine, the sex god of all sex gods', who is, not so secretly, in love with Reagan; the MacArthur cheer captain and resident goody-two shoes (or so people think). But Reagan doesn't like Blaine. Instead she has a slightly obsessive crush on Skye, who is really Austin (who is of the female variety) in disguise... Talk about awkward...