Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

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This book contains anything that you can relate to during the school year. Since school is starting or has started, I thought I should make something like this! I hope you enjoy~

#21 in spiritual LOOK IT'S A PLANET NO IT'S A METEOR NO IT'S GLITTER Lol nope it's your local bitch with the constellations The Zodiac ones in particular Well here you'll find zodiacs on bands, songs, books, Fandoms, YouTube, etc --I wrote this in September of 2016 I swear I don't know what I wrote either-- --Finished January 9th, 2018--

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!