Read Dear Future Boyfriend first para di ma-spoil. :) *Nin's Story* [Completed]

Improving yourself is the best revenge to those people who left you... -Yuki_archenemy

Bakit ba kasi napapayag ako ng bestfriend ko na magpaka-love guru! Ah kase sabi nya sakin, isang gabi lang daw. (Sus yun lang ba? Diba sinabihan ka din nya ng I love you?! Una kasi lagi yung landi ate eh!) Oh yes, matagal na kong may lihim na pagnanasa dito sa Joel na 'to pero may pagkamanhid yata tong lalaking 'to dahil hindi man lang nararamdaman na mahal ko sya. Hay! Pero hindi muna yung iisipin ko, eto munang pagiging 'Love Guru' ko kase wala talaga kong alam sa mga 'LOVE'. Oh, may problema pa pala, hindi ko pala bet katrabaho yung writer ng program na si Jarmaine Anne Medina. Ok naman sya kaso hindi ko sya feel dahil halos lahat yata ng guys dito sa office eh naging jowa na nya, eww diba? Para syang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain! O sya, basahin nyo na lang to, nga pala, ako pala si Princess at dito magsisimula ang masalimuot na lovestory ko, sa pagiging isang 'LOVE GURU'.

AVAILABLE IN ALL BRANCHES OF NATIONAL BOOKSTORE, EXPRESSION AND BOOKSALE Si Psyche Faith Dimagiba ang babaeng gagawin ang lahat para lang mapansin ng lalaking kanyang minamahal kaya naman ginamitan nya ito ng gayuma ngunit paano kung ang gayumang para lang sa isa ay napainom nya rin sa iba, Hindi lang dalawa o tatlo kundi Pito. Pitong naggagawapuhang kalalakihan. One of the winners of #wattys2016 "My Cheesy Jollibee " Highest rank : 1 Humor BOOK 2 : Started with a love potion 2

Ang lalakeng makaasta sa kanya na ginawang Physics ang buhay niya, just like her favorite subject itself. Skype Tenefrancia's only way to stay in Sparluke International School is to teach one of the boys in their campus. But she's been struggling to teach the guy with full of energy hyperactive and it annoys her every step of a way. He's older than her and... Oh! Before I forgot, he's still in elementary! I know right? So, will she be able to get along with this elementary jerk in the state of her favorite subject? "He's like the Physics itself. Accelerates his 'Feelerness' and become this Peeler Jerk. When everytime he's around, it dissolves her day with him! He's Physics--- Phyllis Rocke. He's a rock! Totally a rock that you can do kinetic connections within his attitudes, CHILDISH AND DUMB. And a couple drops of his chemical 'X' air; he's an Elementary, a Jerk one!" "That Elementary Jerk! HMPT! Magsunog ka nga ng kilay mo!" Jerk Series #1

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16