Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Literally just a collection of things that make you stop and think about them before you can move on with your life. Highest rating: #569 in Humor Most rights go to Tumblr. (Absurdity Series, Book 1) (Note: Books do not have to be read in order)

I'm going to ruin your life with these questions... Enjoy! Most rights go to the internet somehow. (Absurdity Series, Book 2) (Note: Books do not have to be read in order)

Paul Blart bloods sugar drops. Its up to Apple and I to save him.

What My Boredom Leads To

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

I got bored so this happened I honestly don't know wtf this is and it's weird but yeah

Pepe is just an ordinary meme, and his dream is to become a popular meme in Meme High School- where Dan Howell is the most famous meme of all time. One day Pepe's Instagram page becomes very popular. His Instagram is where Pepe posts most of his selfies, and ever since his page became popular Pepe has never been the same. Pepe has become almost as popular as Dan. And when internet famous meme, Dan Howell, finds Pepe's page, feelings occur and and love rises.

peppa pig xoxo

Please don't judge all of my fics by the quality of this one, I know it sucks, but I wrote it as a joke and by request. Please enjoy :D