❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Feel, touch, smell, hear, and taste. The five senses we all have built into us. Now of course those are also the things we use to see if we ever think we're dreaming, or just not real in general. Of course when all those senses are working, then most people will just shove it off as a daydream, or what have you. But there's a secret no one knows about. A secret of pure genius that would be called complete insanity if anyone on this earth knew. Maybe we're all in some dream, or secret reality that is all some experiment. Only one will find out the truth behind it all.