"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"