"You can call me daddy."
"You cannot be fucking serious."
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"This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
The hall is still a little bit crowded but no one is paying attention to the girl with the crazy I-just-had-sex hair and no panties under her skirt. I can't believe what just happened and I never will. I had sex with the one and only Harry Styles.
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