Title: ❛❛ Author: Mike Tennant Rating: PG Genre: Flangst Fandom: Seventeen Pairing: CheolSoo (S.Coups x Joshua) Status: Oneshot, Completed Language: English Note: This story is available at Wattpad under the username @MikeTennant and Wordpress @abluephilocalist only. If you want to share it, please copy the link or use the share buttons. No repost by all means. Thank you.

Jungwoo's account is a flop, and he knows it. Lucas is well loved, through what he sees in the comments left under of one of his posts, and he knows it. Jungwoo has a hard time expressing lust, or even love, like a normal person, and he knows it. What his headass doesn't know is why, out of all of the thousands of posts about Yukhei, the model himself decided to comment on one of Jungwoo's posts that was captioned, "Look at his crackhead looking ass, damn stfu. Nobody wants that on their timeline. Ugly ass noodle head." With the simple sentence that quaked the inner workings of Jungwoo's dumbass, "DM me?"

In which Seungkwan hates the ever-loved Hansol enough to attack him through texts.

Hansol owns an urban witchery shoppe. However, apart from the few superstitious grannies and edgy teen wannabe witches, the shop doesn't get much attention. Until, of course, he gets an accidental visitor in the middle of the night that has no idea what they're doing there.

in which the prince of a royal family accidentally spills soup onto the prince of high school.