Once upon a time, In land far far away (lol Australia), There lived a boy And a girl. Her name was Eleanor Bridges, His was Damien Clarke. And, For petty reasons, This boy called this girl Princess. To mock her, Annoy her, And infuriate her. She preferred the more traditional nickname of 'Di*k" to refer to him. They met by chance, Much to both their dismays, But after that first glance, They always seemed to cross pathways. He glared at her at first, She yelled at him to no ends But when the fire would calm They accepted each other as -meh- friends After the many chance meetings And the many rude greetings They learnt to tolerate each other Shocklingly, they didn't mind one another. Once they were enemies, Then those feelings began to fade Only to make their relationship More confusing by the day. Of Course there are other in their lives, That kept shattering their laughter, Because of these other people it seemed impossible To dream of 'happily ever after' Once this boy called her Princess As a joke, A lie, An insult. But as time passed Slowly, at last, He began to belive in Fairy Tales She slowly saw him as a Prince, Too But there is always a witch, And the bad guys Even in the most real of all Fairy Tales And there isn't always, Happily Ever After

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))

-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o - never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling - i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints] ~~~ As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots! I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read. ~~~ This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing. I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes. ~~~ (Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name, (H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair, (F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food, (Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address, And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?

This is just a little book of the description of gems that might be in a future story's. I DO NOT OWN Steven Universe They are owned by Cartoon Network, and Rebecca Sugar.

I had thought my parents had been acting weird, talking about some kingdom and sending me off. I never had thought that my parents were a different species, but that was before I knew everything about what I was.It was until one day that I met so many others like me, but I'm only 11. I'm the youngest of the group, will I be able handle all that's going to happen? Cover not mine. The idea for this story came from a wonderful person from Deviant Art, Marionette Dreams.She's awesome, so check her out on Deviant Art and/or Wattpad. She's the one who came up with the entire idea of Soul Keepers.