instagram :: calum hood

this is a story about a girl meeting a boy on Instagram where they both have 5sos fan accounts

Knock, Knock // m.c.

toxicmalxm 'Knock, knock' "who is this?" 'You're supposed to say, who's there. Now let's try it again. Knock, knock.' "How did you get my number?" 'You're really bad at this'

Nutella // Michael Clifford (BOOK 1 IN THE FOOD SERIES)

"Well that's the last jar" "Yeah, I know. " I say reaching for it "What if I want it?" he asks playfully No way in hell is this boy getting the last jar of nutella. (MICHAEL CLIFFORD SHORT STORY) (BOOK 1 IN THE FOOD SERIES)

Peanut Butter // Luke Hemmings (BOOK 2 IN THE FOOD SERIES)

"Peanut butter and jelly, with extra peanut butter, please." Holy shit marry me dude.

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Mustard // Ashton Irwin (BOOK 3 IN THE FOOD SERIES)

God, I hate him so much. He is the definition of asshole. "Ketchup and mustard?" My mother calls to us. "No mustard." we say in unison

café et des notes [c.h]

silly, isn't it? how a few cups of coffee and some notes brought us together?

selfie || calum hood

caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know...

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catfish // mgc

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so...