They say everyone finds true love, just like in the story books; Cinderella found her prince, snow white found her dwarfs and Fiona found her Shrek (Okay so this prince is green, so what girls these days are orange – jeez!) But you get the picture. Ever since I was a little girl my dad read these stories to me and ever since I wanted a prince to one day sweep me off my feet and carry me into the sunset. But according to my best friend this is real life and there's no such thing as fairytales, I tried to persuade her that it could happen but Jessica being Jessica insisted she was right. But I still have hope!

Anya has been the golden girl of her family her whole life. But when she catches her father having an affair, he sends her away to a delinquent camp that was meant for her younger sister. Horrified, Anya has to deal with the school 'Bong King' Cohen James- who turns out to be an arrogant, insufferable jerk when he's not stoned- for the rest of the summer, as well as the other emotionally dysfunctional teenagers. To make it even worse, the delinquent camp is stationed on a cattle farm. In Australia.

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?