***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

What makes Pinkimena Diane Pie's cupcakes so damn good!? Why, her special ingredient of course!

You all know how Pinkamena is a deranged murderer, but what led her to do this, you don't know?

A lot can happen in six years. Amy Rose hasn't been in contact with any of her old friends except for Rouge. Now she's just been dumped by Jack, her former boyfriend of four years and rumor has it that a blue hedgehog might be back in town, the same certain blue hedgehog that changed Amy's life forever.