tyler watched as josh leaned forward, kissing her. "i love you." honestly i would edit this but also it's cool to leave things in the past. enjoy my old writing. ©2015

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

just a short sad one shot *A/N: trigger warning: contains mention of self harm, blood, drugs/alcohol, and suicide. Please do not read if it will make you uncomfortable.*

Tyler has nothing. Until Josh. Josh thinks he has everything. Until Tyler. // trigger warning for suicidal ideas, slight abuse //

once upon a time in a kingdom far far away the magnificent king decided to host an ass eating contest. only the highest ranked and most successful ass eaters in the country were allowed to participate. harry styles was a multiple award winning ass eater and decided to enter the contest to get a pair of new shoes he had been wanting. he met a ass eating prince, louis tomlinson. his blue orbs followed harry arounf the room when he was trying to find a seat in the auditiln space. the hazelnut haired quiffed up older boy with the extreme cheekbones and the amazing ass came over to the younger 21 year old boy with his long slighyly curly hair. wow you have an enourmous ass harry said and the blue orbed boy looked at him judgingly and then spoke, ignoring the green orbed boys earlier comment. i have heard you are pretty good at eating ass, the smol person said. yes, replied harry, covering up his raging boner he got from seeing louis' gigantic bottom. TO BE CONTINUED

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da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shrek can't believe his luck when he is accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memes. What happens next leads Shrek on the most epileptic journey of his life. This book is dedicated to Ron Swanson for being a swanky lad.

To love someone was all that Bob Duncan ever wanted. Then he met Shrek.

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