They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Si girl ay isang simpleng babae lamang. Masiyahin, matalino, mabait, palakaibigan at higit sa lahat may pagka-isip bata ito. Almost perfect na sana eh kaya lang immature kung mag-isip pero huwag niyo siyang mamaliitin. Dahil once na mambara na siya. Naku! Umiwas o kaya magtago ka na dahil hinding-hindi ka niya uurungan. Si boy ay isang mayaman na lalaki pero hindi ito ang pinapangarap mong Prince Charming. Ito ay ubod ng sungit, mayabang, isnabero, tahimik, matalino ngunit sobra-sobra sa pagiging gwapo. Hindi man siya katulad ng mga Prince Charming sa mga fairy tales pero maraming mga babae ang nahuhumaling sa kanya. Babala! Wag na wag mo siyang ibabadtrip dahil once na mawalan siya ng mood sayo. Ayus-ayusin mo na ang pananalita mo dahil baka mapahiya ka lang sa pamimilosopo niya. Parehas silang mga walang kwentang kausap. Parehas nilang pinapahiya ang mga tao. Ngunit magkaiba ang ugali nila. Ang isa ay immature kung mag-isip samantalang ang isa naman ay matured. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa? Paano nila kakausapin ang isa't-isa? Paano kung si girl ay binara si boy samanatalang si boy ay pinilosopo si girl? Matatapos pa kaya ang bangayan nila kung pareho nilang binabara ang isa't-isa? Sino ang mananalo? Si Ms. Pambara ba o si Mr. Pilosopo? Pero bago 'yon, simulan muna natin ang kwento when Ms.Pambara meets Mr. Pilosopo ©JamieeeBlue/05-13-14 *PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME*

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

All her life, Mary Imogen Suarez was led to believe that she should end up with Parker Adrian Palma. Na dapat, kay Parker lang siya. Na si Imogen ay para lang kay Parker. But the problem was, Parker never looked her way, at least, not the way she wanted him to. For him, she's just the best friend-and a reminder of something he badly wanted to forget. For years, she lived with the knowledge that Parker would never like her back. Akala ni Imo, hindi na siya makakaahon sa naraaramdaman niya para kay Parker-until she met Saint Iverson Gomez de Lianño. Saint was a breath of fresh air. He's attentive, and he made Imo feel loved and appreciated-something she never felt during all the years she loved Parker. But when things started to fall in their right places, Parker decided to finally look her way. What would Imogen do? Would she brave the storm to be with Saint? Or would she tread the strings that connect her with Parker?

Hindi inaasahan ni Biela na mahuhulog siya sa taong sa social networking site lang niya nakilala. Pinilit niyang pigilan yung nararamdaman niya pero sa huli, bigo din siya. But Rayley, feel the same way too. Mahal din niya si Biela na nagbunga ng isang napakagandang relasyon. Pero hindi nila alam na sa pagmamahalang yun, may sisira at aagaw. Ang pinsan ni Rayley na si Jeri. Ang magiging karibal niya sa puso ni Biela.