vinegar and honey

you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, my father would say i find it kinda funny that even though i am honey, you refused to stay.

Maybe You Can Go Back

A short story about love and reconciling.

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

seeing stars

i see stars when i think of you.