What My Boredom Leads To

Scarlett was just a normal girl that got a chance of a lifetime. A chance to work for Guy Fieri on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. The man of her dreams.

Shrek can't believe his luck when he is accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memes. What happens next leads Shrek on the most epileptic journey of his life. This book is dedicated to Ron Swanson for being a swanky lad.

To love someone was all that Bob Duncan ever wanted. Then he met Shrek.

A bob Duncan diary and love story

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

This sexy, dangerous tale goes into the political scandal of the century- Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump's forbidden love affair. Both are married, potential presidents running for different parties. But, opposites attract, right? /// "Donald, I wish I could be your First Lady." "Hilary, you'll always be first in my heart, baby."

The Trumpening Book one of many!