You know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack (￣▽￣) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be such a tsun-tsun you know you like it If not then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Taylor, is being hunted by none other than, Eyeless Jack. But she calls him Eyeless Hell from the very beginning. It all started with a dream and now her whole life is basically a personal hell. "Do you know the definition of insanity?" This story has won 2nd Place for Eyeless Jack Story's in the CreepyPasta_Awards !!

**SECOND BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES** "That explains a lot." "I bet it does." The mask prevents me from seeing her face but I can just tell she is smiling at me; at my misery. It makes me want to tear her apart limb from limb. But, I restrain myself. It would do me no good to waste energy with her. I got the information I wanted and now I have to go. My mom needs me. "Is that all?" I growl, smacking her hand away. "Yes, it is." "Good," And then I punch her in the face. ~*~*~

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.

Felice Fiore Grande always had rotten luck. She never knew her biological parents, she was always stuck in the abusive or just down right creepy foster houses. And to top it off she has a strange ability to NOT die. No matter what injury is the cause of her death she always wakes up, again. Just because she can't die doesn't mean she can't feel pain, in fact every waking moment she's alive she feels nothing but pain, and as the number of times she dies increases so does the pain. So you can bet she tries to avoid getting killed at all times. One particular night, however, a group of boys 'murders' her and dumps her off in a forest. Of course she wakes up as she always does, only to have a particular psychopathic clown to stumble upon her, and take an interest in her gift, resulting in her getting stalked EVERYWHERE she goes. So her avoidance of death plan is pretty much down the drain.

And then there were 10... 10. Half of how many there had been right at the very beginning, and since then - everything has changed. Now there are new secrets to be uncovered, new identities to be found, and maybe a few old friends/enemies are going to return...? And beside all of that, Slender Man is back - and this time, he is plotting something big. But most important of all, who will make it to the Changing, and who will have to die? ~ Book # 2 of The Proxy Trials series ~

Every year, 20 girls are kidnapped for The Proxy Trials. So you've all heard of Slender Man, right? Maybe if you look close enough among the trees, you'll find him. He's watching you, and he's ready for you. Scared and confused, these girls (Commonly referred to as The Selected) are forced into completing life-threatening tests Slender likes to call the Proxy Trials. They'll have to victor 10 dangerous tasks just to get to the worst part, which comes after. Follow the journeys of Dawn, Violet, Axel, Rinwana and 16 others and discover who has the strength, or the courage, to become a PROXY. Why is he making the girls do these 'escapades' ? He needs Proxies, for a reason only he is allowed to know. Only a handful of survivors will remain, but the question is - Would it be better to die, then suffer from what comes after? Your choice. (Book # 1 of The Proxy Trials fanfic series.) yes, I highlight FANFICTION.

It has occurred to me that my story is not as told as that of Jeff or Slenderman, or Jane or Ben or Jack. Or, any of the others, really. I suppose I am not as popular as them, but that doesn't mean I don't have a story to tell. I have a lot to tell. And that is what I will do. Here in this book, I will tell you everything I have experienced and felt since becoming who I am. I hope you enjoy it, at least one of us will then. This is the story of me: Sally. Not as insane as Jeff's and not as disturbing as Slenderman's, but very, very real. So, sit back and enjoy. We have a long story ahead of us.

[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought he was real; only stories told at school to freak people out. And now that he's come into her life, she'll discover just why she's so special. Monsters, killers, wraiths, and supernatural entities--how special can one get? There will be love, and loss, and triumph, and hope, all for a greater purpose: The human realm needs a protector, and that's Elizabeth. --- [S E Q U E L : Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)] *****-1st Place in Jeff the Killer-***** Cover art by: Asur-Fallinplim on deviantArt Disclaimer: Most, if not all, CreepyPastas presented throughout this story do not belong to the author. All credit goes to the original creators of those characters, anonymous or not.