There were two things in my way of Rachel. 1. Finchel. They are actually disgusting, and I need a plan to make Rachel realize this. Luckily Santana has offered the services of Auntie Snixx 2. Rachel doesn't trust me, she doesn't think I can actually love her. Sadly I don't think Santana's sass will help on this one.

The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

This is my second attempt at a Larry fanfic, please give me your opinion on it, good or bad. I really appreciate it. I'm going to try to update as often as I can. Please let me know what you think, thank you for reading! Love You! xxx

This sort of thing isn't legal,but all is fair in Love and War, right. "Right"

This is a short story how's that for ironic

WATTPAD FEATURED STORY Daniel Evans is trying not to let his crush on Jonah Clarke get in the way of their new found friendship, because Jonah Clarke is definitely not gay. Placed third in the Valentine's Day Contest hosted by @taygetsthegay

Frank is a being sold as a pet and slave. His new master is not what he thought he would be like. Read to find out what happens to this beautiful Neko (2017 update.) Sorry I've been writing this since 2015 and I'm done.

[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a clue of who he used to be. Voicemails sent to him from a girl called Ari might have the answers to his questions. A story told through voicemails.

"Rest in peace, Alan Rickman. We will always remember you." "After all this time?" "Always." // Amazing Harry Potter Facts! // I don't own any of these characters. I'm just a fangirl that became overly obsessed with harry potter

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.