I have decided to create a new era with this book, and start creating my own little advice column for you guys. Instead of ranting about how the world sucks, I believe that it is a lot nicer to give tips and advice on how to make the world less awful. You may formerly know this book as "rants", but it has now become "how to not make the world suck"

I wrote this stuff because I needed to, but I hope you like it too. If you can relate... Sorry. Message me if you want, it's cool. Yeah. Stay alive, guys. If you don't want to be disillusioned, don't live in an illusion to start with. These are all poems I have compiled over the fall and winter. My last one, pressurized, was made over the summer. The one before that, I don't even want to acknowledge that one, ya feel? Anyway, enjoy. Please comment, cause, idk, my life is boring.

Ever wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!