I am known as the bad princess. And then I met him, the evil sweetheart. I met him for a reason. I liked him for a reason. I loved him for a reason. And the only reason? Love. [Helen of Troy]

*Short Story* *Rated SPG* *Romance* *Mature Content*

Si Girl - may pagka-childish, slowpoke, exaggerated mag-isip, accident prone, sweet, mabait, super friendly, hindi nauubusan ng energy, positive thinker pag dating sa mga problema. Si Guy - mature, seryoso, hindi ngumingiti, bossy, masungit, snob, magaling mag-handle ng mga bagay, a perfect decision maker, hindi nakikipag-kaibigan, lahat tinuturing nyang competitors/kaaway. What if magtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa? At magkaroon ng biglaang kasal dahil sa di inaasahang pangyayari? Are they going to prove na total opposite attracts? O maghihiwalay din sila in the end? paano pakikisamahan ni girl ang asawa nyang mafia boss? matagalan kaya ng isang mafia boss ang asawa nyang slow? Let's see..

Hindi ito beauty contest pero may question and answer. Una dahil masyadong maikli ang buhay para mag-solo backpacking at umakyat ng bundok kasama si Dory--your imaginary friend--kung may tropa ka namang always ready na mas kilala sa alyas na pamigay. Nasagot na ang tanong mo kung bakit malungkot kumaing mag-isa, manood ng sine katabi ang isang bowl ng popcorn sa kanan at softdrinks sa kaliwa, at makipag-lovemaking sa sarili. Pangalawa, wala lang. Try me. Pinapa-free taste ko ang sarili ko--ang yummy juices ng utak kong madalas mang may toyo, meron namang almost to pwede nang pagtiyagaang mga payo. Story title courtesy of Chico Loco of Yes! Diaries.

Published under Psicom. Kenzie Rose Vasquez was never jealous of anything, not until she felt lonely. Wanting to have a boyfriend, she started chasing after Jiro Knight Romero, a college student who never succeeded on relationships. Will Kenzie finally have her shot on love or will this become a disaster she'll never forget? Taglish. Complete.