Sarcastic comebacks

Highest ranking: #16 in Paranormal The arrival of the gorgeous Sterling brothers triggers a series of gruesome, inexplicable and magical events in the small town of Willow Creek. And at the center of it all is seventeen year old Cordelia Bishop. A dabble in Wicca is all it takes for her to unearth hidden powers, and a dark, messy past-both of which are centuries old. Before she can even get a grasp on her newfound discoveries, she's hurled into a world of dark magic and blood-lust. She'll have to navigate this new world, while trying to get a handle on her budding powers, keep her family safe, deal with a blossoming romance with the smokin' hot Cal Sterling, and an uneasy relationship with his brooding older brother Kol. Throw in terrifying nightmares of past lives, and you have Cordelia's new life. The Sterlings assure her they're on the same side, but that becomes harder and harder to believe when it becomes more and more evident they're hiding something. But as Cordelia will come to understand, the past repeats itself and so do mistakes. And in order to avoid being burned at the stake, she'll have to break her old habits. Too bad old habits die hard. Credit for the amazing cover goes to @amethystnebula

a collection of destiel one shots. :)

Rants. The format is basically the same as my other books but these are actually what happened for real in my life. I will make characters names different and my name will be Claire. Just for the sake of it. Also, this is just me going off and writing what I think, so I'm very sorry if it is confusing to you. Thanks @immaximumride for the idea. Let's get on with the ranting!

A bunch of supernatural one-shots, relatable things, facts, quotes, imagines & just funny stuff for the SPN fandom | not mine unless I say so| go get part 2 in my works thanks!

What begins as a transforming love between Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak in the summer of 1965 quickly derails into something far more tumultuous when Dean is drafted in the Vietnam War. Though the two both voice their relationship is one where saying goodbye is never a real truth, their story becomes fraught with the tragedy of circumstance. In an era where homosexuality was especially vulnerable, Twist and Shout is the story of the love transcending time, returning over and over in its many forms, as faithful as the sea. REMINDER_ Credit goes to the authors. Also, yes. THIS Is the ORIGINAL Twist and shout story .

It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun!). I have no authority in that department-I barely even shop in department stores. Instead, this is a look at my own silly and nonsensical approach to style, and I promise only part of it is about sweatpants. This book is one part entertainment, one part irreverent fashion fun, and one part personal experience, including: -My closet staples and jewelry MVPs, and what's actually in my makeup bag -All about BLTs and BFFS . . . that is, Better-Looking T-Shirts and Best Feet Friends -The bad-hair-day character wheel -The Ten Commandments of online shopping -A handy flowchart to help you decide "Should I actually buy this?" -Red-carpet ridiculousness -Grace Expectations: What your denim says about you -And MORE! I'm not stylish-I'm self-aware. I'm not polished-I'm perceptive. I'm not trendy-but I love trying. Because when it comes down to it, "style" is just a simple way of saying "I showered." Grace Helbig is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Grace's Guide and a comedian, actress, and television and YouTube personality. @gracehelbig

It's all in the title!! There will be: Thor, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, and Clint Barton. And a recent addition of Pietro Maximoff, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, and everyone's favorite, Loki Laufeyson!

[ BOOK TWO ] ❝ a great battle is a terrible thing, but in the midst of blood and carnage, there is sometimes also beauty, beauty that could break your heart ❞ Christabel "Christina" Sitma, known as Red Cobra, never thought that a person from Steve Roger's past would come to haunt her-but she couldn't have been more wrong. The Avengers saved New York, along with the rest of the world, from an invasion by the alien race called the Chitauri-spearheaded by Thor's brother Loki. With the portable in the sky closed forever, Christina was finally ready to get back to her regular life, or so she thought. As she continues her affiliation with S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury and Steve Rogers, she starts to struggle with the fact that a past she's never completely known is beginning to resurface in the form of the mask man that single-handled sent her life into a downward spiral from the moment she met him. But things are about to get a lot worse and a new threat arises. Questions are raised and loyalties are tested as more and more suspicious things begin to happen within S.H.I.E.L.D., an organization everyone believed to be the safest in the world. Everything that Christina has ever known is torn apart in the matter of seconds. Her entire life has been one giant lie, and within twenty-four hours, Christina and Steve are burdened with the task of exposing-and defeating-a secret organization that has been blossoming inside S.H.I.E.L.D. for the past seventy-years. If they fail, the entire world would fall victim. Then Christina uncovers a long-hidden secret about her true lineage, one that shocks her to the core, and realizes that tragedy may be unavoidable. [ book 2 of the precious serpent series ] [ captain america: the winter soldier ] cover by enchantella