Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Jokes please read. Some will be better than others.

Lucy hates her school because its for stuck up girls. But when she meets the girls in her dorm at her boarding school maybe it won't be that bad. Anyway because there is always weekends to look forward to.

Benina was a normal human being, an orphan at the age of 11 months. She had a life as normal as it could be for an orphan- until she turned sixteen. She shifts into a White Tiger on her birthday, and is thrust in to a world she knows nothing about. Her family were the strongest bloodline of shape shifters -and possibly the most powerful bloodline in the world- until a force destroyed them all, leaving an orphaned Benina behind. Unknowing of her heritage, she is left with a pack of shifters begging her to become their Alpha, and no experience at all with being one. She travels the world to learn the ways of an Alpha, and when she returns, trouble arises. There is a narcissistic Alpha corrupting the pack, and he doesn't want to share. Ben wants her pack back, but certain individuals get a little jealous- and by that, I mean kidnapping, neck snapping jealous. Has reached #26 in Fantasy and #136 in Teen Fiction. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FOR FULL VERSION WITH BONUS CHAPTERS: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/380490

"Blood is thicker than water" he growled tightening his grip on my throat "like you would even know the difference." I spat through coughs. she never thought, she never knew, she never saw, an eighteen year old girl thinks she's just like any regular girl but she's not regular...not Even for a vampire