Just a bunch of funny/cute/corny pick up lines. For both boys and girls;) WARNING INCOMING SEXUAL LINES! Do not read if you are a pure smol bean!

What happens when Hermione and Ron are finally alone without Harry-freaking-Potter to interrupt them? Well, they finally get something done.

May have a few crack parings and the title says it all.

There are like NO Leo x Aries fanfics out there so I'm just going to make one! I DONT OWN FAIRY TAIL OR ANYTHING IN IT!!!! IF I DID ALL MY SHIPS WOULD BE CANNON AND I WOULD BE RICH! This is my first fanfic EVER so PLEASE no haters!!! :) Please tell me how you like the story! I will be needing help for ideas!!! THANK YOU ALL!

Part One: Previously established morning-after Kylux (fluff? angst? fluffy angst?), wherein Hux needs to get up to go train the cadets but Kylo doesn't want Hux to get out of bed. Also, Phasma totally hasn't bet on this happening, what are you talking about?? --UPDATE: I'M ADDING MORE UPON REQUEST BY MANY. -- Part Two: Kylo leaves on a mission mandated by Hux and when he returns, he insists on leaving something of his in Hux's quarters. (Sort of fluffy, but definitely smuttier than Part One.)

Sometimes, if Hux was unlucky, he would find Kylo Ren when he was human.

For all of you insolent youth who wish to take a glimpse into my mind, here is a book of thoughts that I conceive regularly. -Hux ---- This book contains TFA spoilers and lots of kylux (kylo x hux), so if you for some reason haven't seen the movie yet or if you're uncomfortable with that pairing, I kindly advise you to dive into a sarlacc pit. Just kidding, but you should probably leave. ---- [fanart on cover by ajgiel on tumblr]

Oi I am the daughter of gajeel and levy I'm 15 years old I have Brown short spiky hair brown eyes glasses I am 5/10 I'm like my daddy but have my momys a tribute I will risk my life for my friends and family in fairytail I ONLY OWN MY OCS NOT FAIRYTAIL OR ITS CHACTERS This is one of my OC fairytail story's pov thingy it will be a long long story and I probley will never end it vote and enjoy!>^<

Hope you followers enjoy it's my first yay^^