Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Poems I have written that were inspired by "Daddy's Little Girl" SPOILER ALERT...Read the story first.

Harrison Kringe loses more than his wife when she suddenly dies after giving birth; he loses his mind. He blames his newborn baby girl for his devastating loss. She will pay the price for his insanity. Taught from birth to know only unimaginable horror, Harrison creates a monster. Can he control his creation, or will he become a victim of 'Daddy's Little Girl'?

If you thought you had it all down to that last breath of yours then don't be surprised when life takes an unexpected turn...

A child's plea to be heard.

I wrote this for school. The assignment was to write a poem about something unfortunate that is prevalent in the world today. I chose eating disorders. Let me know what you think. Thanks!

Yes I am currently struggling with self harm, but you guys make the struggle a whole lot easier for me. Thank you everyone for voting, commenting, and especially fanning. If anyone needs to talk, I'm here. I've been through a lot, so I could probably help. I will always message you back. Have a beautiful day everyone. <3 Caity